Which animal do you think needs a new PR team?

Spiders. Evolution totally did them dirty… "Hey, yeah, so you're going to have two more legs than the other bugs, which means your gait's going to be distinctly unsettling. Also, don't even think about trying to hang out with the insects, because you're not one. Also, some of you will be poisonous. Also, some of you will have to live out your days in a lighted box as an inexplicable pet. Also, you will have sticky string that shoots out of your butt, which you must use to build your own house. You will then have to rebuild that house constantly, because your butt string is fragile. Also, for a hot minute you'll be tempted to thank E.B. White for making you a heroine in Charlotte's Web, but best you don't get too invested in the ending…"